Spring Cleaning...

Its time for spring cleaning in the office in conjunction with our first year anniversary. Wondering why is it called spring cleaning? Alright... let me be a smarty pants and explain to you how the word came about.

Spring cleaning means the cleaning that takes place once a year especially for the Chinese to welcome the Lunar New Year and the Lunar New Year is always during Spring therefore, it is called Spring Cleaning...

Now, can someone explain to me why is it called Spring Chicken??

Once Upon a Time that cost RM300...

Once upon a time, there live a silver Vios driver who drives at a regular speed (regular means the speed that people my age normally drives). This awesome looking driver was going at 100km/h along the highway with the speed limit of 80km/h --- who drives that slow anyway??

Anyway, on that fateful day, this driver had an appointment to have Dim Sum with a friend from college, Cindy. While the driver was driving past the bridge, she saw the policeman with a camera under the bridge. You see, its important to look good in all sorts of situation - so she possed for the camera, hoping that it will turn out nice.

The summon arrived at the home of the driver last night finally, after she went on a shopping spree (life has its way of teaching you lessons the hard way somehow). The driver learned only one thing from this lesson --- a photo taken by policemen cost more than a photo taken in the studio. I think its because they include your vehicle into the photo. Should have just stick to photo taking in the studio.

Sigh.... My bad for speeding...

Lunch? What Lunch?

You know what? I think eating during lunch should be abolished at work for the benefit of all its staff... Ok ok, maybe only to this place I work. It does more harm than good, really.

Let's see...

What's good about lunch:-

1. Eating with colleagues is a fun thing to do
2. ...............

What's bad about lunch:-

1. Makes us fat
2. Makes us sleepy - more caffein is needed ---- which is what I am craving for now...
3. Its hot to drive out for lunch
4. No one wants to drive out for lunch
5. There's always no parking when you come back to work
6. You smell of the food/restaurant after lunch

See... the bad overules the good. My suggestion would be to have rooms-decorated-similiar-to-hotel-standards for all staff to have a one hour nap during lunch hour. That way, we get to stay slim, get a power nap and feel more refreshed after that.

I am already dreaming about it... which also shows that I am falling asleep... sshhhhhhh... don't tell my boss.

Wakey Wakey Wakey!!!

Yup, you saw it right. That is a mug from DiGi that all DiGizens should honour as it contains the caffein that wakes us up every morning. Be it Nescafe without sugar - who drinks that? Nescafe with sugar - means kopi-o, Nescafe with sugar and creamer - that's normal, Mocha - that is something unique, Milo and Teh Tarik - which is what I drink every morning. You see, the thing is, we have coffee machines in which we conveniently just select the beverage of our choice and press the buttons on it. The wierd thing is, there are 8 buttons on it while we have only 6 choices of beverage, obviously 2 other buttons are redundant. If only I have the authority to decide - make me the Director of the Coffee Machine or something like that (duh!!), then button 7 will be Tiger Beer and button 8 will be Guinness Stout - just for my fellow colleagues who are Guinness drinker.

Button 7 & 8 would probably wear out faster than any others on the machine.

Or better still, water dispenser in the office should be replaced by this...

Cool ain't it? *hic hic hic*

A Fresh Start... From the Oven??

Photo taken using my 2 megapixel camera phone

Alright. This is where I want to be now. My trip to perhentian was a few months back and how I wish I could go there again. The journey was crappy and so was the resort but the view was worth every penny and of course the drink I had cost me more than a couple of hundred. Still it was worth it... I mean the drinks... Yea yea, beer is my current favourite beverage. You can't blame me. See, this bubbly drink called beer (in which I discovered a while ago) comes with a distinct & unique taste and the best part is.. It gets me really happy after a while. Not "happy" happy... But happy enough to enjoy the company of whoever and whatever.

Beer... You are the current love of my life... Gee... I'm pathetic....